Jack Lowe is a snake. If you don't live in Lakewood, he doesn't give a rats [xxx] about you.

[Ed Note: This is blatantly untrue. I'm convinced that Jack cares deeply about every kid in our district and wants quality education for everybody. Jack's only shortcomings are that it takes quite a bit to get him involved in an issue, and he approaches the Board as a private business instead of an agency accountable to the public. Jack just wants you to stay out of your business.]