I have already admitted on this web site to being really old. So here is my silly question.

Do schools no longer have a LOST AND FOUND?

Why is it not stealing to have found said phone and instead of takeing it to the office you took it home?

If a child finds a school soccer ball on the school grounds after school and takes it home, what do you call that? BORROWING?

What if a student drops his lunch money and another kid picks it up and spends it?

Would Andy and Barney call that keepers weepers or would they explain the difference to Opie ? Get Real!