In a flier mailed out to the public by the Dallas ISD, the identity of the suspected " FIFTH BEATLE" has officially been revealed.
When contacted in regards to the " FAKE PHOTO " on the cover of the Abby Roads album, Paul McCartney admitted that it had all been a ruse. Paul went on to further comment, that the public had always had it right, and in fact, the fifth BEATLE was an accountant who had graduated from the Dallas ISD school system. Paul then pointed at the young man in the photo of the DISD brochure that contained the caption, "Our next generation of doctors, accountants & astronauts needs your help on May 10," "Yes" he said, "In fact, The young man wearing glasses and a black suit and black bowtie with the calculater and standing on the wide stripe of the cross walk is the fifth BEATLE!" " And he has saved the Beatles Arse many times in litigation over the past 40 years." Paul went on to say that if this kid had recieved a REAL edumication at DISD, he ( Paul ) wouldn't be having to give Heather Mills $40 million AND monthly child support of $7 thousand.

Exactly how naive and stoopid are you MR. and MS. Taxpayer ?

[Ed Note: See... I knew it wouldn't be your last comment on the bond!]